Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II has been spotted around London wearing green face paint as a message to the people that she has “gone green.” Some say that this is not at all a message, but purely an aesthetic appeal for green face paint. 

Witnesses think it seems as if she is feeling a need to spice things up and change her normal rountine of ivory foundation and plum rouge. 

The queen has already received invitations from various gothic venues in the city, hoping she will make an appearance. 

“She’s hipper than ever, as far as I’m concerned,” says club promotor, Davo Darko. “I think she looks HOT!”

Expect to see the queen in a gothic venue near you!

The Cure front man Robert Smith is going to collaborate with pop star Ashlee Simpson on an upcoming album.

Rumor has it the album title will be called, “Selling Out,” with tracks “Running out of Dough” and “Need a bigger house.”

Cure fans are slightly shocked by this announcement and don’t know whether to boycott Cure music or stage an untimely fake demise of Ashlee Simpson.