Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo who handled Paris Hilton’s probation violation case, is appalled at the special treatment she is receiving.  After the LA Sheriff’s Department announced her transfer to the Playboy Mansion, Hefner’s bunnies have been a wee bit jealous as well.

 “There she can have the pampering she is used to,”  says a close friend. “She is used to cream puffs for breakfast and bon bons for lunch. And a county jail is not going to make these treats accessible. She’s lucky if she can even get her daily pedicures that she is accustomed too, for crying out loud!”

Sources close to Paris say she is elated at the prospects of holding up the west wing of the Playboy mansion.  Hefner is delighted as well.  “It is a great day to know that we can save a rich, beautiful, blond from incarceration.  Any day I can do that, is a strong sense of accomplishment.”
 

Marilyn Manson’s ex, Dita Von Teese was spotted at Cannes Film Festival donning a muu-muu dress. The dress, native to Hawaii, is popular among women of Polynesian descent and is commonly used as casual wear on the Hawaiian Islands. 

Some say Dita may have been concealing a pouch due to binge eating at the event.  Others say it’s a new look that only Dita can pull off.

Perhaps a muu-muu patterned with skulls instead of flowers, would please the estranged hubby?

Who will be the brave soul to start this trend?  The same designer who created the Ugg boot, possibly?