Conan O’Brien Stocked by the Clergy
A small crowd of nuns stood outside Conan O’Brien’s residence this morning, chanting, “God has blessed you, Conan.” Apparently, the nuns have formed a new O’Brien fan club and are following his every mood with spirited infatuation.
When asked what was so intriguing about him, Sister Pelklady said, “He’s the hottest red-headed male the Lord has bestowed upon national television.” “So you like red-headed males?” the reporter asked. She replied, “Well, let’s just say we all need a little devilish intrigue sometimes.”
When asked who the hottest male redhead was before him, Sister Pelklady couldn’t think of one and then belted, “Woody Allen?”
Woody Allen? What about the guy from Breakfast Club? He was a cutie.