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Lindsay Lohan Doing Time

It was a rough time for Lindsay today. 84 minutes of time at the Lynwood Jail in plea of her 2 DUIs.

“It’s a shame that such an important, beautiful star should have to taint her image, hobnobbing with derelicts in jail”, says Marcus Lost, a fan who frequents her every move. “It’s just not fare. Jail should be left for the homeless, poor and downtrodden. NOT hot celebrities.”

Another adoring Lohan fan, Julie Homely from Lynwood, said “It’s appalling that almost one and a half hours of her time was wasted when she could have been getting a manicure or a pedicure or something.”

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