Paris Hilton was spotted coming back from her dreamy Hawaiian holiday, jonesing for some donuts at a Seven Eleven in Los Angeles. The cashier of the Seven Eleven, stated that she appeared to be famished, jamming down donuts, a hot dog and some nachos all in a mere few minutes. When she walked up to the register, she had jelly streaming down her chin and nacho sauce down her gold lame dress.

“I could tell something was up by her pupils,” said an onlooker. “They were so dilated from all the sugar intake.”

Relieved to have Paris depart the store, the cashier was overheard telling someone he was afraid she was going to eat him out of house and home.

JLo’s recent announcement of being pregnant has the world waiting with anticipation over whether it will be a boy or girl.

One things for sure. The baby will be donning some bling bling up the ying yang. Even early ultrasounds show what might appear to be a large gold clock dangling from the neck of the little hipster – an image reminiscent of Public Enemy’s front man. Flavor Flav.

“My baby has to come into the world in style,” Jlo said to a friend.

In style it is – coming to the Chicago tune, “Does anybody really know what time it is?” Time for some baby couture. Ringing in the New Year with golden diapers and the best milk any proud parent could offer.