Britney Spears Blows Up
a Gas Station
While smoking at a gas station, Britney threw her butt out the window, started to drive off and then blew up the gas station.
“I thought she had enough stuff blowing up around her,” said an on-looker.
Britney managed to remain unscathed. Sources say it’s a blessing she is bald, because she would have had a head full of flames otherwise.
The gas station attendant wasn’t so lucky. His eyebrows were singed and he’s forever been left with a memory of what it’s like to cross Britney’s path.
