Britney’s Lock Up
in Bathroom: Blame it On Metamucil!
Metamucil was the culprit for Britney’s long stay in the bathroom during the custody dispute. Sources say that Britney had been backed up for days because she wasn’t getting enough fiber in her diet.
Friends say that she thought pill popping and Vodka would do the job, but she soon realized a little Metamucil was needed to really get her plumbing going again.
When Kevin Federline arrived at the scene, she couldn’t control her bowels, and was running to the restroom before police arrived. The entire team of police offers had to wait patiently outside the restroom while a cacophony of sounds came from the bathroom where Brit was held up.
Thank God for Metamucil!
