Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes With Their Lil Lady Suri
Tomkat were in New York and were spotted videotaping their “amazing lady,” daughter Suri.
That’s right folks. Suri is growing at an unbelievable rate and is now considered to be a “lady” by parent, Katie. Since when have female toddlers been considered ladies? Well, maybe Tomkat know something we don’t. Maybe she is really a lady in that little baby body of hers. Maybe she is a transplant from the planet Orion and she is here to take over as the new “superior race.”
Or maybe Suri has been created by the Church of Scientology to help prevent the great apocolypse.
Lady Suri, do teach us the ways of the toddler. And explain to us how such a little one can find herself wearing such expensive, designer clothes?
