Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Save the World
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are saving the world by breeding like rabbits and adopting children from every nation. “We’d like to send the message that procreating is a great thing despite having a world that is overpopulated with shrinking resources. Just as Tom Cruise thinks it’s his duty to direct world leaders with his Scientology know-how, we think it’s our duty to save the world by breeding Bradgelina blue bloods.”
Rumor has it that their idea of breeding more “Bradgelina Blue Bloods” will aid them in infiltrating world leadership and ultimately saving the planet.
