I Wear My Sunglasses At Brothels
Dick Cheney sunglasses are the latest craze. A Hollywood merchant claims to be marketing special mirrored sunglasses in the name of Dick Cheney. “Yah, they have stenciled images of naked people on them. What better way to convey a studly image than to sport some bad ass sunglasses that reflect one’s supposed studliness? We make sure to provide our costumers with the best alibi possible. And if they are more likely to be seen at a gay male ranch in the desert somewhere in Pahrump, we’ll be sure to provide them with the best “t and a” stencils of noticeably female figures. It’s a great way for our clients to feel that they’ll never be found out.”
