Archive for June, 2008
Washington DC Tornado of Hell Fire
Today, The National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning until 4 pm in Washington DC area. Fire and brimstone is expected to follow after a black hole opens up in the earth and sucks the whole establishment into the depths of hell fire.
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Andrew Firestone Engaged
To Wax Figure
Andrew Firestone, former star of ‘The Bachelor,’ has announced his engagement to a wax figure of model Ivana Bozilovic.
When asked what has intrigued him to marry a wax figure, his response was, “I’ve always wanted a woman who wouldn’t age or change in any way. And a woman who doesn’t talk much is very attractive. There is a mystery in her when she stares in the distance. I like that mystery about my wax girl.”
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