Archive for November, 2008
Annie Lennox Sham Wows Audience
at American Music Awards
Annie Lennox known for such great songs as, “Sweet Dreams” and “Missionary Man” gave the audience at the American Music Awards a run for their money.
Waving to the crowd with a “Sham Wow,” made popular by infomercials around TV land, Annie began to demonstrate just how effective the Sham Wow rag truly is. As she cooed and cawed the audience, she maneuvered the blue Sham Wow around the grand piano, microphone stand and speakers.
The grand finale was when she shined the host of the show, Jimmy Kimmel’s shoes with the Sham Wow. The audience gave a standing ovation and afterwards flooded the TV product stores of every shopping mall on the west coast.
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DE GEORGE Syndrome:
George Clooney Lovers
A new syndrome is popping up all over and it’s called the De George syndrome. Symptoms vary but generally encompass an obsession with actor and hot bachelor, George Clooney.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” says Dr. 90211. “People are coming to me with the desire to have George Clooney’s eyebrows, chin and other body parts (I can’t mention in this interview.)”
Hairstylist, Joe Barber claims that men are constantly asking for George Clooney sideburns as well as George Clooney “salt n pepper” hair coloring.
When asked what people should be concerned about if they should find themselves thinking a lot of George Clooney, Dr. 90211 says, “Just be sure that you don’t start having the compulsion to sniff women’s armpits. That is one fetish of George Clooney’s that is a red flag guarantee you are slipping into the De George syndrome.”
1 commentCheetah Girl Laptop Gets Hacked For Pix of Her Feet
Adrienne Bailon, a singer/dancer of the Cheetah Girl band, had her laptop hacked at an airport, in lieu of a flight.
What the hacker discovered, sources say, was beyond belief. From her desktop, he was hacking pictures of her feet, many donning different colors of nail polish and toe rings.
“The pictures look like they were for her boyfriend who I have heard has a foot fetish,” says a source close to the star. “When Adrienne goes on vacation her boyfriend misses her feet the most. So he requested that she email him pictures of them while she is away.”
“Especially intriguing to him is to see her feet in rainbow socks, you know the kind with individual toe socks?”
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