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3D Pavement Artist, Julian Beaver,
Is Freaking People Out

PoliticiansJulian Beaver, an English man, known for his 3D chalk drawings, is attracting more than attention around New York City. People walking along side his drawings are developing panic disorders at the thought of falling into what looks like massive holes in the street.

“It started on my way to work. I was feeling short of breath and my chest was pounding. I noticed that I couldn’t bare to walk on the same side of the sidewalk where his art was,” says a pedestrian on his way to work. “One of his drawings had me afraid that I would fall into an abyss and never come back, “ says another walker-by.

“I noticed that I would sweat profusely on my way to work and I didn’t make the connection, until one morning, I found myself on my knees, hugging the curb for dear life, while leering with dread at one of his apocalyptic 3D images of Hell,” says a young woman.

I was afraid I’d fall into the fire pits he drew,” says a terrified 30-something woman.

The people of New York City are in a flurry and just might find that they want to give Julian Beaver a taste of his artistic license. One Italian New Yorker was quoted as saying, “Well, let’s just say there are plenty of real sewer pits here in New York that can come in handy. It would be as easy as bada bing.”

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