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Poem to Anna Nicole’s Boob

In tribute to Anna Nicole Smith, here is a poem that we received:

Anna Nicole
You will be missed
Anna Nicole
I’m sorry that it was you that got blitzed.

You made a lot of the world pissed

Anna Nicole
The world wants nothing more
Even food
They just want one more glimpse
of your Boob

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Anna Nicole Smith Fans Ask, “Who’s Your Daddy?”

Anna Nicole Smith fans are wondering who’s the daddy of her baby girl, Dannielynn Hope. Everyone is on the edge of their seats anticipating the DNA results.

Is the father of this poor motherless infant, Frederic von Anhalt, the husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor? Wouldn’t that be something. Maybe one day she would be asking him, “Why did my step mom punch that police officer, Daddy? Did you ever get punched by her?”
Let’s hope that Danielynn endures the dysfunctional inheritance and thrives to be a successful, happy, young woman, regardless of who her daddy turns out to be.

And hopefully, Marilyn Monroe will not be the woman she aspires to be at the ripe age of 39…

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