A new syndrome is popping up all over and it’s called the De George syndrome. Symptoms vary but generally encompass an obsession with actor and hot bachelor, George Clooney.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” says Dr. 90211. “People are coming to me with the desire to have George Clooney’s eyebrows, chin and other body parts (I can’t mention in this interview.)”

Hairstylist, Joe Barber claims that men are constantly asking for George Clooney sideburns as well as George Clooney “salt n pepper” hair coloring.

When asked what people should be concerned about if they should find themselves thinking a lot of George Clooney, Dr. 90211 says, “Just be sure that you don’t start having the compulsion to sniff women’s armpits. That is one fetish of George Clooney’s that is a red flag guarantee you are slipping into the De George syndrome.”