Dr. Phil is obsessed with Britney and has been stalking her around town.

“I saw him with a glazed over look as he was hiding in the shrubbery outside of a Starbucks,” says an anonymous onlooker. “He had this weird expression as if he was on a drug or something. He was combing what’s left of his hair, as he looked into a compact mirror. It was as if he was grooming himself in case he ran into Britney.”

Other sources say every other word in his mouth is “Britney this and Britney that.” Someone close to the family said they noticed his daily planner had Britney’s name written on every page for the next year.

While Britney was at Cedars Sinai, sources say that Dr. Phil made a surprise visit.

I can hear it now. “Britney, you need to come to terms with your bipolar condition. Now are you with me?” (said in the country twang of Dr. Phil’s voice). “You need to be serious about your life. One day it’s a shaved head the next day it’s a hot pink glam hair do. Britney, those different colored wigs gotta go.”