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Penelope Cruz Eats Her Oscar!

After a flurry of surprise in winning an Oscar, Penelope Cruz took a bite out of her Oscar in hand.  The crowd went crazy as she then hoarded down the torso and the remaining legs of the golden sculpture. With her mouth full, she garbled an inaudible thank you and was escorted off the stage to the amazement of Ellen Degeneres (hostess of the Academy Awards).  Sources allude to the idea that her actions were a coping mechanism for the shock of winning the oscar. Others say delusion could have taken over and the oscar could in fact have appeared to look like a Krispy Kreme donut.

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