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Girls Gone Wild No More

Girls Gone Wild No MoreWhile in prison for almost a year for tax evasion, Joe Francis, originator of the Girls Gone Wild empire, has a new project in the making: Prisoners For Porn.

“My stay here has not been futile,” a guard has quoted him saying. Joe claimed to have witnessed some of the most “sensual contact between men” in years.

“I think all the focus on ‘T and A’, was only serving a selective audience of heterosexual men. Introducing a different kind of ‘b*tch,’ one with big manly arms and gang tattoos, will better serve those AC/DC folks – you know the ones that go both ways.”

When asked what has been the most engaging act witnessed during his incarceration, he was heard saying, “when a bottom became a top.”

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