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Paul Hamm Hamming It Up
After winning the American Cup in gymnastics, Paul Hamm has been seen around town hamming it up and in return, is annoying the heck out of everyone around him.
“He comes in here, puffs out his chest, and stands on our tables doing gymnastic moves,” says an Italian restaurant owner. “The final straw was when he proceeded to treat the railing near the cash register as a high beam, decking one of our patrons in the chin with his toe.”
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