Lovers of Kentucky Fried Chicken are in protest of today’s Kentucky Derby in Louisville, Kentucky. They say that the name, ‘Kentucky’ should only belong to the Kentucky Fried Chicken fast food chain and not the derby.

A derby fan asked one of the protesters, “What about the state of Kentucky using the name?” An obese, bald man downing a KFC chicken wing, was quoted as saying, “Colonel Sanders should own the rights to the name, ‘Kentucky’ just ‘cause his chicken is so damn good. Heck, I’d be fine if my ass got to be the size of one of these horses just from eating this stuff. It’s so damn good, I tell ya. F*ck the derby, that’s what I say!”

The Kentucky Derby, a Grade I stakes race for three-year-old thoroughbred horses, takes place every year in Louisville, Kentucky, on the first Saturday in May.