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Look Out Puggles,
Here Come The Bugles!

thebugle2.jpgPasadena, CA, February 26, 2007, 4:35pm. Macy and Jack Petersen have announced that they are the proud owners of Ms. Betsy Bugle, the first pup of the litter of Bugle pups ever to be born. A Bugle is a new breed created from a Beagle and a Poodle.

This furry creature with long wide ears and a protruding duo-toned snout is breaking new ground in the world of dog breeds! Its beautiful poodle hair and large brown Beagle eyes make it most attractive to dog lovers. This handbag dog will be the talk of the town. Weighing the size of a Wiener piglet, the bugle can easily fit into most dog handbags as long as there is room for the nose to protrude.

Even more pleasing to the owners of a Bugle is the melodic bugle-like bark that comes from this unique creature. Some could say it is a call of the pearly white gates and those who believe in Armageddon will be soothed to know that the Bugle is on it’s way to help them through the transition. Macy says that Ms. Betsy comes at a time when we all need to remember that the righteous ones will ascend and the Bugle will be there as our Swan Song into a new world!

“She’s the little angel I have been waiting for,” says Jack Petersen. “I know Beagles have a history of barking but this little Bugle is going to have such a unique bark, I know it will be well invited by neighbors and all.”

Some critiques are saying that Ms. Betsy’s eyes are rather far apart from each other, implying that the genetic mutations were not favorable. “She might have complications with focusing and depth perception, but only time will tell” says Dr. Ornstein, a local veterinarian.

Also noted, her tendency to plow her nose into anyone who may seem to impede on the personal space of her masters. Though what appears to be protective in nature, Ms. Betsy’s super soft poodle coat on a long pudgy body is appealing because if it’s unique nature alone.

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