After a flurry of surprise in winning an Oscar, Penelope Cruz took a bite out of her Oscar in hand.  The crowd went crazy as she then hoarded down the torso and the remaining legs of the golden sculpture. With her mouth full, she garbled an inaudible thank you and was escorted off the stage to the amazement of Ellen Degeneres (hostess of the Academy Awards).  Sources allude to the idea that her actions were a coping mechanism for the shock of winning the oscar. Others say delusion could have taken over and the oscar could in fact have appeared to look like a Krispy Kreme donut.

Alan Arkin of “Little Miss Sunshine” has just won an oscar for best supporting actor.

His most notorious line in the film is when he laments about another night of “f*#@ing fried chicken.” My sentiments exactly! Fried chicken is a bore after so many nights of it. Kudos to you, Alan for jumping on the anti-fried chicken movement. We expect to see you in more roles where you lament about fried food in general. And hopefully, there will be an independent film solely about the benefits of a raw food diet. Maybe Carrot Top can also appear in the film and boast about the benefits of carrot juice.