According to Pamela Anderson, her late husband, Kid Rock (A.K.A. Robert Ritchie), is infantile. “He has struggled with bedwetting for some time now and is constantly using his thumb as a pacifier,” says Anderson whose divorce to Kid Rock should be finalized within a month or so.

  “Whenever we used to go out, he had to bring along a pacifier that was disguised as a cigar - it helped him feel more like a man, when secretly he was feeling a need to be coddled.  

According to sources close to Pamela, Kid Rock’s compulsive behaviors interfered with their time spent together.  “I felt like my breasts were used more like a baby bottle,” Pamela has mentioned.  

Rumor has spread that Kid Rock also needed to bring a special baby-soft fleece blanket with him on tour and would get irate if his roadies misplaced it.