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They Try to Make Me Go To Rehab And I say, “Yah, Yah, Yah.”
Amy Winehouse, otherwise known as “Amy Wino,” is checking into rehab.
Part of her routine in rehab will be to down burgers, protein-laden shakes, and lots of fat in order to restore her frame to a reasonable weight – a weight that does not resemble an emaciated refugee or alien race.
Good luck, Amy. May you find yourself pleasantly plump by summer. We want to see thunder thighs and your boobs at a size C – like they used to be!
No commentsLindsay Lohan Falls Off the Wagon
Lindsay Lohan was spotted sipping from a bottle of champagne on New Year’s Eve. Apparently the DUI thing is not a concern.
Hey, maybe she has all of us fooled. Who knows what was in that bottle? Maybe it was just wheat grass juice!
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