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Conan O’Brien Stocked by the Clergy
A small crowd of nuns stood outside Conan O’Brien’s residence this morning, chanting, “God has blessed you, Conan.” Apparently, the nuns have formed a new O’Brien fan club and are following his every mood with spirited infatuation.
When asked what was so intriguing about him, Sister Pelklady said, “He’s the hottest red-headed male the Lord has bestowed upon national television.” “So you like red-headed males?” the reporter asked. She replied, “Well, let’s just say we all need a little devilish intrigue sometimes.”
When asked who the hottest male redhead was before him, Sister Pelklady couldn’t think of one and then belted, “Woody Allen?”
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