Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil plan to renew their wedding vows in jail.

Since they were married eight months ago in Miami, the couple has been in and out of rehab facilities and now Blake is being held at the London’s Pentonville Prison.

“She would very much like to spend their honeymoon and renew their vows every six months there until Blake is released,” a close friend reveals.

Sources say that prison guards and inmates will attend the ceremony. Amy and Blake will be dressed in their prison finest attire of black and white horizontally striped shirts and pants.

For the reception, an assortment of catered prison food will be served. Rumors have it that the grits are Blake’s favorite and he has asked specifically for grits and gravy as the main course.

Yummy!

Paris has finally found her soul mate: Herself! Yes, folks, it’s true. And she will take it to the altar. Witnesses have spotted Paris shopping for a wedding gown. What might you ask has prompted this? She has been seen displaying public affections with herself and her mirror for some time now.

When asked why she would choose to puke off the side of the stage while singing a tune from her latest album, sources say, “It was sort of an attention-getting tactic. She was upset that her attention was turned to the audience to sing and that it was off of her own self. In a sense she was feeling self-betrayal.”

No worries, Paris. We’ll all be there to see you exchange vows with yourself. Maybe we can expect to see a full-length mirror at the altar too?