HollyWordz Celebrity News

DE GEORGE Syndrome: George Clooney Lovers

Hollywordz — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:32:02 +0000

A new syndrome is popping up all over and it’s called the De George syndrome. Symptoms vary but generally encompass an obsession with actor and hot bachelor, George Clooney.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” says Dr. 90211. “People are coming to me with the desire to have George Clooney’s eyebrows, chin and other body parts (I can’t mention in this interview.)”

Hairstylist, Joe Barber claims that men are constantly asking for George Clooney sideburns as well as George Clooney “salt n pepper” hair coloring.

When asked what people should be concerned about if they should find themselves thinking a lot of George Clooney, Dr. 90211 says, “Just be sure that you don’t start having the compulsion to sniff women’s armpits. That is one fetish of George Clooney’s that is a red flag guarantee you are slipping into the De George syndrome.”

Cheetah Girl Laptop Gets Hacked For Pix of Her Feet

Hollywordz — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 02:53:08 +0000

Adrienne Bailon, a singer/dancer of the Cheetah Girl band, had her laptop hacked at an airport, in lieu of a flight.

What the hacker discovered, sources say, was beyond belief. From her desktop, he was hacking pictures of her feet, many donning different colors of nail polish and toe rings.

“The pictures look like they were for her boyfriend who I have heard has a foot fetish,” says a source close to the star. “When Adrienne goes on vacation her boyfriend misses her feet the most. So he requested that she email him pictures of them while she is away.”

“Especially intriguing to him is to see her feet in rainbow socks, you know the kind with individual toe socks?”

Bono has Got a Boner for the Underaged

Hollywordz — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:23:05 +0000

Bono is just a nickname for “Boner,” according to sources close to the U2 member. “We started calling him ‘Boner’ for the perpetual boner that he had for young teenager girls, like the ones he’s recently been spotted with in St. Tropez.”

Most people know that Bono of U2 has been married for a gazillion years and yet he is always spotted with girls, girls, girls. One most notably was actress, Heather Graham. But recently photos surfaced of Mr.Boner with two young (probably not legal) girls on a boat in St. Tropez, France. Lucky for him, his rock star status enables him to pick up so many chicks. Otherwise, he’d probably be just another average Joe, relying more on Internet porn and his milf at home.

Washington DC Tornado of Hell Fire

Hollywordz — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:30:36 +0000

Today, The National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning until 4 pm in Washington DC area. Fire and brimstone is expected to follow after a black hole opens up in the earth and sucks the whole establishment into the depths of hell fire.

Andrew Firestone EngagedTo Wax Figure

Hollywordz — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:05:37 +0000

Andrew Firestone, former star of ‘The Bachelor,’ has announced his engagement to a wax figure of model Ivana Bozilovic.

When asked what has intrigued him to marry a wax figure, his response was, “I’ve always wanted a woman who wouldn’t age or change in any way. And a woman who doesn’t talk much is very attractive. There is a mystery in her when she stares in the distance. I like that mystery about my wax girl.”

Comcast Email Hacked by Clown Organization

Hollywordz — Thu, 29 May 2008 07:01:34 +0000

For a brief moment Comcast’s email client was down for its patrons due to a host of clown hackers that go by the name Kryogenic Warlocks. The clown organization has been operating for some time now and authorities have yet to locate their main domain/ip address. They have made appearances at various websites, particularly those that cater to clown paraphernalia and clown costumes. The reference to “Warlocks” in their name would suggest that they are hiding out somewhere playing Dungeons and Dragons when they are otherwise not hacking websites.

‘The Andromeda Strain’ Could Have Been ‘Andromeda Brain’

Hollywordz — Tue, 27 May 2008 03:53:29 +0000

Talks of the name of this revived story, ‘The Adromeda Strain’ have sparked rumors that the director was thinking of just calling the movie, ‘The Andromeda Brain,’ making the entire focus of the movie on a brain in space, without any cast members, only a voice over of the talking brain.

“It would be the perfect way to save money – not
having to pay actors and just have a very good simu-
lation of a brain instead,” says one science fiction fan.

“I think in a time when Hollywood likes reality shows
and not having to pay actors, this is a great idea that fits right in with the thrifty mentality. They could save a *hit load of moolah. And heck, maybe the brain would win over fans, itself! They could set up a fan site and even do live video feeds of interviews with ‘the brain.’”

But actors, Eric McCormack, Benjamin Bratt and Andre Braugher may have not been given the opportunity to be in the film, if it weren’t for a lot of opposition over the brain idea. Fans of the earlier movie from 1972 protested over the great story change proposal and burned miniature toy brains outside the studios.

Drew Peterson’s Psalms of Psychopathy

pattimcmahon — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:53:54 +0000

Drew Peterson, the suspect in his wife Stacy’s mysterious disappearance, announced that he will be releasing an album of songs, to spring board his celebrity status. The title of the album is, “Hacking Made Easy” and features songs such as “A Psychopath’s Charm,” “Turning the Cameras On The Haters,” “I’m Innocent, Only I know I Done It” and “OJ, You Are My Brother.”

American Idol Top 2

Hollywordz — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:08:33 +0000

The top two finalists of American Idol are David Archuleta and David Cook. “The Davids” as they are being called, are rumored to be getting into fistfights back stage. Arculeta purportedly called Cook a “weasel-eyed momma’s boy” and Cook was spotted giving Archuleta a wedgy.

Carmen Electra EngagedTo Rob Patterson of Korn

Hollywordz — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:32:58 +0000

Carmen Elecktra (ex-wife of Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro- both known for their love of cross-dressing) is taking a stab at the age old institution yet again. This time it’s Rob Patterson, guitarist of the rock band, Korn. Maybe a dance with the devilish vixen will send Rob to becoming a born again Christian like the Korn guitarist before him, Brian “Head” Welch.

One can only wonder if Rob be the one wearing the garter, too!