Talks of the name of this revived story, ‘The Adromeda Strain’ have sparked rumors that the director was thinking of just calling the movie, ‘The Andromeda Brain,’ making the entire focus of the movie on a brain in space, without any cast members, only a voice over of the talking brain.

“It would be the perfect way to save money – not
having to pay actors and just have a very good simu-
lation of a brain instead,” says one science fiction fan.

“I think in a time when Hollywood likes reality shows
and not having to pay actors, this is a great idea that fits right in with the thrifty mentality. They could save a *hit load of moolah. And heck, maybe the brain would win over fans, itself! They could set up a fan site and even do live video feeds of interviews with ‘the brain.’”

But actors, Eric McCormack, Benjamin Bratt and Andre Braugher may have not been given the opportunity to be in the film, if it weren’t for a lot of opposition over the brain idea. Fans of the earlier movie from 1972 protested over the great story change proposal and burned miniature toy brains outside the studios.

Drew Peterson, the suspect in his wife Stacy’s mysterious disappearance, announced that he will be releasing an album of songs, to spring board his celebrity status. The title of the album is, “Hacking Made Easy” and features songs such as “A Psychopath’s Charm,” “Turning the Cameras On The Haters,” “I’m Innocent, Only I know I Done It” and “OJ, You Are My Brother.”

The top two finalists of American Idol are David Archuleta and David Cook. “The Davids” as they are being called, are rumored to be getting into fistfights back stage. Arculeta purportedly called Cook a “weasel-eyed momma’s boy” and Cook was spotted giving Archuleta a wedgy.

Carmen Elecktra (ex-wife of Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro- both known for their love of cross-dressing) is taking a stab at the age old institution yet again. This time it’s Rob Patterson, guitarist of the rock band, Korn. Maybe a dance with the devilish vixen will send Rob to becoming a born again Christian like the Korn guitarist before him, Brian “Head” Welch.

One can only wonder if Rob be the one wearing the garter, too!

Cynthia Rodriguez , wife of the New York Yankee’s star, ‘A-Rod,’ gave birth to a baby girl today. She says that A-Rod passed out while she was giving birth.

Hospital by-standers claim that when he awoke from the hospital floor, he asked for a bottle and some diapers.

Lovers of Kentucky Fried Chicken are in protest of today’s Kentucky Derby in Louisville, Kentucky. They say that the name, ‘Kentucky’ should only belong to the Kentucky Fried Chicken fast food chain and not the derby.

A derby fan asked one of the protesters, “What about the state of Kentucky using the name?” An obese, bald man downing a KFC chicken wing, was quoted as saying, “Colonel Sanders should own the rights to the name, ‘Kentucky’ just ‘cause his chicken is so damn good. Heck, I’d be fine if my ass got to be the size of one of these horses just from eating this stuff. It’s so damn good, I tell ya. F*ck the derby, that’s what I say!”

The Kentucky Derby, a Grade I stakes race for three-year-old thoroughbred horses, takes place every year in Louisville, Kentucky, on the first Saturday in May.

Bret Michaels did something right when he picked the older, more mature hotty Amber Lake. She is graceful and her lips are not ready to explode from fat injections.

One thing Amber will need to do however (now that she’s “the one”) is get used to that smelly old doo-rag that Bret Michaels doesn’t seem to want to part with. Heck who knows what else he’s been wearing constantly? The same old pair of underwear possibly?

Dick Cheney sunglasses are the latest craze. A Hollywood merchant claims to be marketing special mirrored sunglasses in the name of Dick Cheney. “Yah, they have stenciled images of naked people on them. What better way to convey a studly image than to sport some bad ass sunglasses that reflect one’s supposed studliness? We make sure to provide our costumers with the best alibi possible. And if they are more likely to be seen at a gay male ranch in the desert somewhere in Pahrump, we’ll be sure to provide them with the best “t and a” stencils of noticeably female figures. It’s a great way for our clients to feel that they’ll never be found out.”

The news is out that Billy Joel married a baby. Billy Joel 58 is quoted as saying that he likes the young ones. “27 is a great age,” a source close to the star claims he has said with regards to wife, Katie Lee Joel, who is 27.

“It was just yesterday that she was walking and potty-trained. Come to think of it, I was 32 years old when she was in diapers. Oh, the thought of it. I would have gladly changed them!”

Age difference or not, this is an odd couple, indeed.

Kim Myles known as “the black Martha Stewart” will be premiering her new show, “Myles of Style” tonight on HGTV.

“I want to make sure to do the worse design job possible on my first episode,” Kim was quoted as saying to a production team member. “That way, people will be surprised when I turn out some good stuff in the second and third episode. I figure I’ll use lots of putrid green colors and murky browns. I want the viewer to think of baby s*it, when they see the room. I figure new mothers will be able to relate best.”

Fans are excited about what they will see and may even fall for the putrid green, simply because they are fans.